FACEBOOK CELEBRITY

So, you are a Facebook celebrity

Posting selfies with lips sweet and pouty;

By stony emoticon you show your emotion

Yet, we know your smile is put on, an ornamentation.

You have been to Amsterdam, London, and Paris

Your pictures are posters of nature and bliss;

Your man is rich, your home is luxurious

He is an obedient fool, so are your curs.

Whimsical, you add and delete without mercy

Anyone who upsets you will have no clemency;

You “like” a lot of good things, I guess

Your comments are generous, sans much fuss.

You support causes, share things, sign petition

Without a moment of doubt or hesitation;

Your friends love you, though, be careful

A pervert hides behind those masks beautiful.

Your poems are succinct, essays are dull

But your comments sections are always full;

Indeed, you are a Facebook celebrity

We endorse, you can say that with all sincerity.