Terms and Conditions Apply

I love you dearly
Following terms and conditions apply
Our marriage will be in five star hotel only
Terms and conditions apply
You will prepare food the Malayali way
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Sambar must have ten ingredients
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Vegetables must be sliced small
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The broth must be thick
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The rice must be boiled brown rice
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It must not be too sticky
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Thorans must not be repeated every day
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Mezhukuvaraty must be made in coconut oil
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Idlis must be soft and fluffy
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Vadas must be crisp and crunchy
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If you are agreeable dear please sign this prenuptial agreement
Hereinafter, wife-to-be my terms and conditions apply.